when you see your best friend hanging out with someone you hate
I either eat too much or starve myself. Sleep for 14 hours or have insomniac nights. Fall in love very hard or hate passionately. I don’t know what grey is. I never did.
When faced with two choices, simply toss a coin. It works not only because it settles the question for you, but because in that brief moment when the coin is in the air, you suddenly know what you are hoping for.
i enjoy the simple things in life
like recklessly spending my cash and being a disappointment to my family
ambedo n. a kind of melacholic trance in which you become completely absorbed in vivid sensory details—raindrops skittering down a window, tall trees leaning in the wind, clouds of cream swirling in your coffee—which leads to a dawning awareness of the haunting fragility of life, a mood whose only known cure is the vuvuzela.
what if u could pee on your crush to mark your territory
I TAKE IT BACK IM SORRY
marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you