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thechurchofbobsaget:

I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.

Chris and Tom offered to help me train to become a police officer.

ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: image

komradekrisis:

twerkforyoutube:

are dogs even real

Technically, no.

You don’t have to be pretty like her. You can be pretty like you.

- One of the most freeing things I have ever heard
You are fucking gorgeous in your avi

thank you!! :)

landorus:

i wish i was one of u guys. u get the pleasure to follow me and im jealous of that

proudlyinsane:

complete panic in one screenshot
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proudlyinsane:

complete panic in one screenshot

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ugly:

how are people turned off by tattoos they are so fucking hot

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hi, i'm katherine, but you can call me kat. i love tattoos, piercings, tanlines, summer, joseph gordon-levitt, fuzzy blankets, and ed sheeran.
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