I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.
Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer
You don’t have to be pretty like her. You can be pretty like you.
i wish i was one of u guys. u get the pleasure to follow me and im jealous of that
how are people turned off by tattoos they are so fucking hot