reblog   source:sklnsgifs  breathingdaisy   notes:168515   posted:16 hours ago  
reblog   source:awwww-cute  sassy-mango   notes:335446   posted:16 hours ago  
supermodelgif:

The Wolf of Wall Street (2013)director: Martin Scorsese
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supermodelgif:

The Wolf of Wall Street (2013)
director: Martin Scorsese

reblog   source:ferfilelek  pureoleander   notes:166243   posted:16 hours ago  

Make the first move, tell people how you feel, stop being so scared of rejection, stop feeling so engulfed with thoughts that aren’t even yours, and stop wasting your fucking time.

- what i needed to hear (via gaystray)
not-fun:

Who is she
reblog   source:spookee-skeleton  crystal--visionn   notes:26476   posted:16 hours ago  

not-fun:

Who is she

I know what makes him cry and I know what makes him cum. So I win.

- My co-worker, on her ex. (via ziraffe)

weloveshortvideos:

When you realise you’ve had one too many..

I’d be his, if he asked.

- (via v-ogued)
reblog   source:littlealienproducts  sassy-mango   notes:123184   posted:16 hours ago  

barefootdramaturg:

This is the correct face to make when being told you’re a heinous bitch.

reblog   source:memewhore  swallowbitchpeoplearestarving   notes:343047   posted:23 hours ago  

horror movie opening scene

white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
white boy: lmao
they continue walking for a few seconds
*white couple hears noise*
white girl: babe what that??
white boy: i'll go investigate
*leaves her alone*
*choking noises*
white girl: zack!!!
white boy: ha ha just kidding!
white girl: asshole!
white boy: im just playin babe
white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
*playful kiss*
*things turn sexy*
*hear noise*
white boy: i'll go investigate
*he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
*maybe a thud*
white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
*she walks and he dead*
white girl: ahhh!!
*killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
white girl: ahhh!!!
*white girl runs*
*dead end*
*hides*
*thinks she free n safe*
*guy catches her*
*cuts her*
*she dead*
opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D

If I’m comfortable with you, I’ll:

jiidesu:

niicolodean:

  • call you names
  • tell you weird and personal details about myself
  • say “I NEED TO PEE” instead of just brb
  • type in caps a lot.

If i’m extra comfortable with you I’ll do all that and:

  • talk casually about porn and really perverted thoughts 
  • share funny photos from my tumblr dash
  • actually tell you when i’m upset 
  • try to make conversation with you 
  • just generally act really silly when I’m in a good mood
  • tell you jokes even if they’re bad 
reblog   source:youngwhiteboi  hooligain   notes:97275   posted:1 day ago  

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