hollandmartinn:

r0ki:

thatrockerdude:

chabothedino:

cryforce:

thewriterkid:

Fun things to say when someone tells you they’re going to go to the bathroom:

  • Stay safe
  • Congratulations
  • That’s what they all say
  • Different strokes for different folks
  • I hope you have the time of your life
  • But you have so much to live for
  • Please explain
  • think of me
  • Don’t fall in
  • I’ll alert the media
  • Good luck
  • Have fun
  • Mention my name and you’ll get a good seat
undefined-and-overlooked:

It’s National Annoy Squidward day
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trencly:

justintimerblake:

do seagulls have seagoals

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this one does

captainnaustralia:

captainnaustralia:

fun fact: once in biology my teacher told us that “if you’re ever crying wipe the tears all over your face and they’ll help clear up your skin” then he explained that because tears are designed to clear dust and dirt from your eyes and will do the same for your skin and clear up acne and i remember thinking “excellent, fandom will make me beautiful”

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this isn’t how i want to be remembered 

theaveragefish:

why the hell did we all learn the exact words

"the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell"

ruinedchildhood:

when bae mad at you
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I hate how I want you.

- (via 021627)
samkind:

here is a pic of shaq holding bill gates
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cumfort:

I’m the shoulder you can cry on and the hand that smacks that ass

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