assigning:

 
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proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

fifth-mayy:

'are you as bored as I am' can be read from back to front and still make sense

suckmygenitals:

lokimenow:

emkaymlp:

the gifs didnt load so it just looked like the stairs were talking to the trees

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why am i laughing so hard at this

i’ve seen this so many times and i cry every time

irvinatorr:

wow the fifty shades of grey movie looks intense
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irvinatorr:

wow the fifty shades of grey movie looks intense

cardashians:

Asking the real questions
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cardashians:

Asking the real questions

So a dog walks into the forest and he sees a whale and says “aren’t you supposed to be in the ocean?” and the whale says “Yes.

- A joke told by the Russian exchange student that used to go to my school (via wickedpedia)
villainery:

awwww-cute:

What can I get for you?

4 bottles of vodka and 2 packs of Marlboro reds
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villainery:

awwww-cute:

What can I get for you?

4 bottles of vodka and 2 packs of Marlboro reds

tatehorror:

compliments from the babe <3

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gatewayslugs:

woof woof wats for lunch lol
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gatewayslugs:

woof woof wats for lunch lol

reblog   source:naughty-couples  breathingdaisy   notes:312470   posted:2 days ago  

lindsaylohoean:

me watching someone not drinking their drink when i’m really thirsty

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