i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?
'are you as bored as I am' can be read from back to front and still make sense
So a dog walks into the forest and he sees a whale and says “aren’t you supposed to be in the ocean?” and the whale says “Yes.
compliments from the babe <3
me watching someone not drinking their drink when i’m really thirsty